If only the moon really was made of cheese...

I am sick and tired of going into shops and having to spend ridiculous amounts of money on food, take cheese for example, last month £1.67 this month £2.38 , but its not just cheese oh no, I actually think you'll find its sodding everything!....inflation sucks
You find yourself looking at all the supermarket offers in a bid to try and save some cash but then you spend days thinking "so wtf am i really gonna do with a glow in the dark tortoise?" :p

So i kinda got to thinking that at the rate food prices are soaring it might really work out cheaper to hire a fucking rocket and go harvest some cheese from the moon :)

ps. cup of tea count so far today = 5 ,not too bad ;)